I hate Christmas.

Yes ladies and gentleman. I DON'T LIKE IT.

I think it is bullshit how we seem to think its okay for ONE time during the entire fucking year we have to buck up and be nice to people we normally wouldn't. Why does it take a religious holiday to bring around such nicety!? Why cant I be JOLLY AND CHEERFUL on April 17th!? Why? Because people would look at me funny! Seriously. Its bullshit. Why does religion play such a huge roll in something we all should be doing ANYWAY. And the presents? Bah, just another government marketing tool to get you all to be greeeedy little bastards. a REAL christmas would be a time of year where we feel the exceptional warmth, NOTE EXCEPTIONAL, and need to be with our own families. To regroup, reconnect and chat about the year gone by. Christmas is NOT racing to ToysRUs to get some freaking Barbie doll little Suzie wants so bad or else she'll fucking piss on your shoes if she doesn't get it. LAME. She should be happy enough she's getting memories to make her warm and fuzzy when she's peddling crack on the streets and sold her house-box for one hit of heroin.

And why are we lying to kids. Its just like Jesus. "Be good all year or Santa wont bring you presents!" "Be good you're whole life or Jesus will send you to hell!" Same fuckin' thing in my eyes.

Now - I like Hanukkah. Well wait. okay no I dont. Its only SLIGHTLY more wholesome than christmas but Hanukkah isnt even the main jewish holiday like Christmas is to christians. so what the fuck? Its only made to be grandeur because it happens around christmas.

But yes. I hate christmas. bah freakin hum-bug.

Just more reasons to stab eachother in the face with power rangers and slice arms off with ps3 cds.

Happy Holidays :3